Random Of Bruce Willis's Most Memorable One-Liners (21 items)

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  (#9) "It's not important how many people I've killed. What's important is how I get along with the people who are still alive."

  The Whole Nine Yards - While talking with his innocent neighbor, Bruce Willis' gangster character, Jimmy Tudeski, says this line. 
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  (#14) "Just the fax, ma'am. Just the fax."

  Die Hard 2 - When a desk clerk asks McClane if he wants to get a ring, he flashes his wedding ring and responds with this line. 
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  (#15) "I've got enough friends."

  Die Hard 2 - As Major Grant fights John McClane on the wing of the plane, the criminal tells McClane that he actually liked him. To that, McClane responds with this line before kicking Grant off the wing. 
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  (#12) "This is the '90s. You can't just walk up and slap a guy. You have to say something cool first."

  The Last Boy Scout - As private detective Joe Hallenback, Bruce Willis gives this advice to his accidental partner, Jimmy Dix. 
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  (#21) "There's safety in sandwiches."

  The Kid - While talking to a younger version of himself and making them both a sandwich, Bruce Willis' Russ Duritz utters this line. 
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  (#3) "Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?"

  Die Hard -As John McClane tries to make an emergency call about the terrorists taking over the Nakatomi Building, the LAPD operator tells him the line is for emergencies only, prompting McClane to respond with this. 

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