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    You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.

    You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.

    [ranking: 13]
    Uncle Lewis

    She falls down a well, her eyes go cross. She gets kicked by a mule. They go back. I don't know.

    She falls down a well, her eyes go cross. She gets kicked by a mule. They go back. I don't know.

    [ranking: 16]
    Cousin Eddie

    The most enduring traditions of the season are best enjoyed in the warm embrace of kith and kin. Thith tree is a thymbol of the thspirit of the Grithwold family Chrithmath.

    The most enduring traditions of the season are best enjoyed in the warm embrace of kith and kin. Thith tree is a thymbol of the thspirit of the Grithwold family Chrithmath.

    [ranking: 37]
    Clark Griswold

    Save the neck for me, Clark.

    Save the neck for me, Clark.

    [ranking: 18]
    Cousin Eddie

    If this gets dented then my hair just ain't gonna look right.

    If this gets dented then my hair just ain't gonna look right.

    [ranking: 38]
    Cousin Eddie

    Your company kill all them people in India not too long ago?

    Your company kill all them people in India not too long ago?

    [ranking: 60]
    Cousin Eddie

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National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation is quite possibly the best Christmas movie of all time. Sure, there are other classics, but few have the distinction of being such an incredibly quotable film. Rich with turns of phrase about "the sh*tter," Tylenol, dump trucks, and other holiday merriment, Christmas Vacation is John Hughes, screenwriter for the ages, at his finest.

What are the best lines in Christmas Vacation? How does a fan even decide? Sure, Clark (Chevy Chase) and Cousin Eddie (Randy Quaid) carry the film, but maybe you feel a strong affinity for Aunt Bethany and Uncle Lewis, or even find yourself partial to the select few zingers thrown about by Juliette Lewis as over-it teen Audrey Griswold. The good news is there are no wrong answers, and all funny Christmas Vacation quotes are deserving of your votes.

Why is the carpet all wet? Is Rusty still in the Navy? Have you saved the neck for Eddie? Help rank the funniest quotes from Christmas Vacation below by voting up the lines you repeat to patient friends and family members all year long.

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