What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
[ranking: 1]
The Holocaust.
Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school?
[ranking: 2]
Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
[ranking: 3]
Where's my tractor?
What did one Japanese man say to the other?
[ranking: 4]
I don't know. I can't speak Japanese.
Why did the Catholic priest get sent to jail?
[ranking: 5]
Tax evasion.
A guy walks into a bar...
[ranking: 6]
Which is unfortunate because he has a drinking problem.
What do you call a Jewish cop?
[ranking: 7]
Officer
Why was six afraid of seven?
[ranking: 8]
It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
Roses are red, violets are blue...
[ranking: 9]
I have Alzheimer's Disease, Cheese on toast
What is a vampire's favorite dessert?
[ranking: 10]
Vampires aren't real.
What do an elephant and a grape have in common?
[ranking: 11]
One of them is purple.
What do you call someone who kills a black person?
[ranking: 12]
Murderer
Your Mama is so old...
[ranking: 13]
She is probably going to die pretty soon.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
[ranking: 14]
It doesn't really matter, because it's just a fish and doesn't understand the idea of having a name.
Chuck Norris walks into a bar...
[ranking: 15]
And he's greeted with great respect, because he's such a talented actor.
What did the five fingers say to the face?
[ranking: 16]
Nothing. Fingers can't talk.
What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
[ranking: 17]
A blonde is a human woman and bowling balls are inanimate objects used in the sport of bowling.
A man walks into a library to get a book on suicide...
[ranking: 18]
The librarian says "Do you have a library card?" The man says "no" and leaves.
A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar.
[ranking: 19]
Legally, bars in America have to serve people of all religions.
What's black and blue and red all over?
[ranking: 20]
Due to the infinite nature of the universe, many items both natural and manufactured could be described in this manner.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
[ranking: 21]
I'm worried that you're in an abusive relationship and I think you should seek help.
Ahmed walks into Abbar...
[ranking: 22]
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
[ranking: 23]
So what? You have AIDS.
When is a door not a door?
[ranking: 24]
When it is half-open.
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